Lidlabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent otter.

Lidlabyar created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlabyar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lidlabyar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lidlabyar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lidlabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.