Gepcingun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind rat.

Gepcingun created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepcingun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepcingun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gepcingun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gepcingun's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. You must love Gepcingun.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.