Podmotdag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful chinchilla.

Podmotdag created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podmotdag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podmotdag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Podmotdag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Podmotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Podmotdag on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.