Fligmoncablaphudmot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Fligmoncablaphudmot created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligmoncablaphudmot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fligmoncablaphudmot, she will manifest in front of you.

Fligmoncablaphudmot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fligmoncablaphudmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about amino acids.