Fidtunhat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring raven.

Fidtunhat created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtunhat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fidtunhat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fidtunhat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fidtunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.