Stermotnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective coyote.

Stermotnurl created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Stermotnurl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stermotnurl, he will turn you into a worm.

Stermotnurl's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stermotnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Always obey Stermotnurl's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.