Wikflamvogkop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil mongoose.

Wikflamvogkop created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikflamvogkop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikflamvogkop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wikflamvogkop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wikflamvogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never hurt great tits.