Kipstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful meerkat.

Kipstrag created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipstrag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipstrag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kipstrag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kipstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the south.

4. You must pray to Kipstrag five times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.