Larnnellabdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful centaur.

Larnnellabdib created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnellabdib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larnnellabdib, he will have a low opinion of you.

Larnnellabdib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Larnnellabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Never talk about fire.