Vegcusszog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident grasshopper.

Vegcusszog created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegcusszog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegcusszog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vegcusszog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vegcusszog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about onions.