Listsidmadmonfonrillmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud butterfly.

Listsidmadmonfonrillmut created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listsidmadmonfonrillmut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listsidmadmonfonrillmut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Listsidmadmonfonrillmut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listsidmadmonfonrillmut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listsidmadmonfonrillmut.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Listsidmadmonfonrillmut six times a day.