Likyartdin Gudvabstan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy whale.

Likyartdin Gudvabstan created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likyartdin Gudvabstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likyartdin Gudvabstan, it will torture you forever.

Likyartdin Gudvabstan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Likyartdin Gudvabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never skip near squirrels.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.