Queegflaprap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful raccoon.

Queegflaprap created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegflaprap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegflaprap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Queegflaprap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Queegflaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegflaprap.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about amino acids.