Dumortfud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust camel.

Dumortfud created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumortfud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumortfud, it will make you grow a tail.

Dumortfud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dumortfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not take Dumortfud's name in vain.