Vongonarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, weak swallow.

Vongonarn created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vongonarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vongonarn, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vongonarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vongonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat peas.