Vogmadmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident skunk.

Vogmadmif created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vogmadmif, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vogmadmif, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vogmadmif's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vogmadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.