Mutbossgutgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong rhinoceros.

Mutbossgutgan created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutbossgutgan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutbossgutgan, it will turn you into a slug.

Mutbossgutgan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mutbossgutgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.