Cubfudmif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental hyena.

Cubfudmif created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfudmif, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubfudmif, it will turn you into a snail.

Cubfudmif's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cubfudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of snails.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.