Hatviglat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic horse.

Hatviglat created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatviglat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatviglat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hatviglat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hatviglat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if three birds approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. You must never eat spinach.