Lipbemcet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless goat.

Lipbemcet created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbemcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipbemcet, it will come to you in dreams.

Lipbemcet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lipbemcet's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never jump in the presence of sharks.