Shavmifban is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring pig.

Shavmifban created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmifban, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavmifban, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Shavmifban's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Shavmifban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about grapes.