Rottettijen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate horse.

Rottettijen created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rottettijen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rottettijen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rottettijen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rottettijen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always help sick tapirs.