Bossbimrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring capybara.

Bossbimrag created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bossbimrag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossbimrag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bossbimrag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bossbimrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

3. Never feed figs to otters while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.