Yatsisdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent manatee.

Yatsisdob created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsisdob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yatsisdob, he will turn you into a tree.

Yatsisdob's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yatsisdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yatsisdob on top of all buildings.