Bagbissjat Milvidcub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous finch.

Bagbissjat Milvidcub created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagbissjat Milvidcub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bagbissjat Milvidcub, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bagbissjat Milvidcub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bagbissjat Milvidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. You must love Bagbissjat Milvidcub.

5. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.