Poghothotdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent gorilla.

Poghothotdob created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Poghothotdob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poghothotdob, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Poghothotdob's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Poghothotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.