Nurttanwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak bear.

Nurttanwap created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurttanwap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurttanwap, she will turn you into a frog.

Nurttanwap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nurttanwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never talk about gravity.