Jadflabstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful crane.

Jadflabstaf created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadflabstaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jadflabstaf, she will not care.

Jadflabstaf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jadflabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Do not commit murder.