Sitgabbag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing frog.

Sitgabbag created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgabbag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitgabbag, she will turn you into a plant.

Sitgabbag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sitgabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about lemons.