Mismotgar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying swallow.

Mismotgar created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mismotgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mismotgar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mismotgar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mismotgar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.