Vadpigtin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate fairy.

Vadpigtin created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadpigtin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadpigtin, it will send you a sign.

Vadpigtin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vadpigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.