Tagfobort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless cat.

Tagfobort created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfobort, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tagfobort, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tagfobort's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tagfobort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Put Tagfobort first in all things.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never look in ponds.