Rakbusloop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable slug.

Rakbusloop created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakbusloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakbusloop, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rakbusloop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rakbusloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Rakbusloop loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Put Rakbusloop first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.