Quagstragbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart narwhal.

Quagstragbab created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagstragbab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagstragbab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quagstragbab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quagstragbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never think about moons.