Vinfentof is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate centipede.

Vinfentof created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfentof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinfentof, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vinfentof's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vinfentof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick snails.