Binbaglim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic dove.

Binbaglim created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbaglim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binbaglim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Binbaglim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Binbaglim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Binbaglim nine times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not run in public.