Rullatfot Nillbesshun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic squid.

Rullatfot Nillbesshun created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullatfot Nillbesshun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullatfot Nillbesshun, he will turn you into a rat.

Rullatfot Nillbesshun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rullatfot Nillbesshun's Holy Commandments

1. Rullatfot Nillbesshun loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Always help snails.

3. Worship no other gods but Rullatfot Nillbesshun.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never think about asteroids.