Latcusslit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking finch.

Latcusslit created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latcusslit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latcusslit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latcusslit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Latcusslit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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