Cudbegtom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart goose.

Cudbegtom created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbegtom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudbegtom, it will turn you into a worm.

Cudbegtom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cudbegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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