Sithadsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind dolphin.

Sithadsid created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sithadsid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sithadsid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sithadsid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sithadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sithadsid.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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