Wodpadtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless swallow.

Wodpadtarg created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpadtarg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodpadtarg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodpadtarg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wodpadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Put Wodpadtarg first in all things.

5. Pray towards the north.