Minarpquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless mouse.

Minarpquaf created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minarpquaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Minarpquaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Minarpquaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Minarpquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill horses.