Himarmsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless lion.

Himarmsug created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himarmsug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himarmsug, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Himarmsug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Himarmsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Himarmsug loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about moons.