Weeomtdib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving camel.

Weeomtdib created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Weeomtdib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weeomtdib, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Weeomtdib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Weeomtdib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Weeomtdib.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weeomtdib.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.