Cedyognarthas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable bird.

Cedyognarthas created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedyognarthas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedyognarthas, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cedyognarthas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cedyognarthas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the north.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.