Godsawgig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish shark.

Godsawgig created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godsawgig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godsawgig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Godsawgig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Godsawgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Godsawgig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Godsawgig's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.