Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring zebra.

Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dosszagnad Zigtinkiplap Dinliklarg on top of all buildings.
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