Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sasdotpig Hoggednul Wonjadbidrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help mice.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about spinach.