Godcinxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow otter.

Godcinxuck created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Godcinxuck, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godcinxuck, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Godcinxuck's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Godcinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Godcinxuck's priests.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.