Spagkendon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy owl.

Spagkendon created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagkendon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Spagkendon, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Spagkendon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Spagkendon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never wear indigo tights.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. You must pray to Spagkendon six times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.